When I was young, I loved to ride my bike. At age twelve, our gang of about ten little boys embarked on a 50 mile round trip to a distant lake in Wales, without any preparation and without telling our parents. Bad moves indeed! The object was to rent boats and row on the lake. Long story short, by the time we got there on our little three speeds, it was almost dark and the boats were all locked up for the night. Eventually we got home at midnight. As we cycled on to our street, we saw the flashing lights of the police cars, saw the whites of our parents’ eyes and shuddered from what we knew would happen. It did!
Nowadays, in my dotage, I still love to ride my bike, also with friends or rellies and am open to all kinds of innovations around cycling. Pauline, my good friend and Ben’s office manager, is always looking out for me. She likes to take friendly jabs at me but really I know she cares for the Taff on the bike. Today she sent me a scintillating, quite short, but interesting article, which seemed to be just up my street. I’ll pause a moment and let you read it by clicking here. ( If, when you have read the article, you close the window, you will return here to read more of my drivel.)
As I read about the bike, it seemed a brilliant solution to my biggest biking problem. No, it’s not falling off, which is my second major problem, but correct gear shifting. Ben will attest to this as throughout our recent epic 250 Km ride, he would be after me insisting I change up, change down, keep the feet and pedals spinning etc. This brain-through-the-helmet-controlled-gear-shifting would get me up any hill as smoothly as silk. No gear crashing or stressed chains for me. However, as I read on in the article, I saw obvious problems relating to me and my particular cycling case.
1. The article assumes the rider of this bike has enough brain-power to operate the helmet and hence the gears. There are those in our family and in our circle of friends, and who shall remain nameless, who would seriously doubt my ability in this regard.
2. I have a rather elongated and longer than normal head. (I feel this is due to extra brain power but others feel it is from the prolonged tugging of the docs as they tried to deliver me.) Whatever it was I’m sure my Mum took one look at me after birth and decided, “No more of those”
Now this longheadedness would lead to problems for me and the wearing of the electronic helmet. It would cause an ill-fit and an ill-fitting helmet would lead to faulty gear-changes on the bike. Electronic instructions from brain to bike would be garbled, distorted, resulting in all kinds of scenarios. Imagine as I began a strenuous uphill climb my brain signalled “Shift down” to the helmet but the loose fitting helmet interpreted that as “Shut down” All gearing would cease and I would be catapulted off the bike thus increasing problem two…falling off. The helmet might receive “Start Down”, and the chain would race down the gears so fast I would be spinning my pedals so fast but not moving. Get the idea? Finally, and worst of all the command might be received as “Sh#t down” and I might receive a shock such as no other. A physical chain (no pun intended) reaction might occur and before I knew it I would be covered in my own excrement! Imagine the consequences for someone like Ben as he rode behind me all the way to Seattle!
So Pauline, as much as I love new technology, this bike and especially the helmet that goes with it would not do for me. As I read to the end of the article I felt a little better as I learned this technology would probably not be for sale anyway. No decision to make there… Phew! No, I will press on with my hybrid and enjoy the everyday pleasure of a normal ride, gear crashing changes, loose helmet and all. ’Bye for now and God bless.
More on this topic if you want: http://prollyisnotprobably.com/2011/07/the_toyota_prius_projects_conc_10.php




